Morning Quiz

I am awake at 7am on a Saturday morning, and have been up since 6:25 because:

A. I'm a morning person and a go-getter... can't wait to hop outta bed each day!

B. I'm expecting Ed McMahon at the door with my Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes check any moment.

C. The bed bugs were biting

D. I dreamed I squirted a squirrel with THEBOY'S Super Soaker and it ran down the tree and jumped on the back of my neck, waking me up with a gasp and making my neck pop.

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