1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
"Whoa... eye boogers."
2. When�s the next time you will have sex?
Why do surveys always throw in one or two inappropriate questions?
3. What�s a word that rhymes with �DUCK�? I can damn sure tell you it ain't "Fuqua."
4. Favorite planet? Ask me again after I visit a couple more
5.Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?
My sister
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
I enjoy "vibrate" a little too much.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A red one
8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
Super duper top secret work stuff
9. Name the brand of shoes you�re currently wearing? GBX
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Eh... I'm probably a pinch more comfotable in a dark room
11. What do you think about the person who posted this survey? It is a pleasure to be on the short list of people she doesn't hate.
12. If you�re in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep?
The one farther from the door
13. What were you doing at exactly midnight last night? Sleeping
14. What was your last text message you received on your mobile?
"No, ed" from my sister.
15. How do you like your eggs?
With salsa at the very least
16. What�s a word/phrase that you say a lot? "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Okay, so I don't really.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last? My wife I think
18. Last furry thing you touched? Our cat, Oreo the Immortal
19. How many Drugs have you done in the last three days?
benadryl�..i guess that�s just one
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? None
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
38 is not bad
22. Your worst enemy? Pringles. Damn you canned potato chips! Forget Lays--the ones I really can't eat just one of are Pringles.
23. What wallpaper do you have on your desktop? La Familia Briscoe posing for a shot wearing our Jade Mountain t-shirts
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? "I'm going to the mailbox. Do you need anything from downstairs?"
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly? See, having a million bucks actually GIVES you the ability to fly. It's true.
26. Do you like someone? Oddly, I like plenty of folks. It's what separates me from serial killers.
27. The last song you listened to? "Woman" by Wolfmother
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot, what would you do? Bring a Kevlar vest
29. If you could punch 1 person in the face, who would it be? The guy who stole my wife's purse. Or Tom Green. They may actually be one/the same
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
My shoe
1 comment:
I'm ill and not thinking straight, so I apologize in advance for any weird or offensive answers.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
"Cough*hack*wheeze*"
2. When�s the next time you will have sex?
I'd say "Soon, baby," but the way I'm feeling right now, it may be a week.
3. What�s a word that rhymes with �DUCK�? Struck.
4. Favorite planet? I seem to be cruising Saturn at the moment.
5.Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?
My what?
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
I have only one ring, and it sounds like a phone.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A red one.
8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
Trying to remain standing.
9. Name the brand of shoes you�re currently wearing? New Balance.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
What? When? Right now? Bright.
11. What do you think about the person who posted this survey?
He's a peach.
12. If you�re in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep?
The one closest to the bathroom.
13. What were you doing at exactly midnight last night?
Fast asleep, for once.
14. What was your last text message you received on your mobile?
Text message?
15. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled with cheese.
16. What�s a word/phrase that you say a lot?
"MotherFUCKer!"
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
My sweetheart.
18. Last furry thing you touched? My sister's dog.
19. How many Drugs have you done in the last three days?
Loratadine for my allergies and Tylenol Severe Cold medicine. Plus echinacea (is that a drug?) and cough syrup. Four, I guess. That's a record for me.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
No camera.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
How the hell should I know? Ask me on my death bed.
22. Your worst enemy?
Jerry Garcia. And look what happened to him. Don't fuck with me, folks.
23. What wallpaper do you have on your desktop?
Zip, zero, nada.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"I feel like dogshit."
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
I'll take the money. At least I can pay off my debts.
26. Do you like someone?
Sure.
27. The last song you listened to?
"Hey Alright" by the Atomic Bitchwax.
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot, what would you do?
Um...what?
29. If you could punch 1 person in the face, who would it be?
It's a long list. Let's skip it.
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
My sock.
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