Giant Squid!

Giant squid! Badass!

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Okay, I don’t have allergies like Georgina from what I can tell, but you know… this last week or so has sucked. I wake up sneezing, stumbling around, just an oozy, sneezing, miserable mess. I put a new filter in the AC this morning, so maybe that’ll help.

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Current music: “Let’s See Action” by the Who.

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Someone stole our department coffee this morning! I set it to brewing, returned to my desk to do some work, and when I went to fetch the pot it was gone! Some brunette from the Dallas office was scurrying out of the kitchen with a pot.

I followed her: “Did you take our coffee?”

“Yes.”

The nerve!

She said, “You shouldn’t just leave it in there.”

“I got tied up. I’ll bring you another pot.” (I’m too freakin’ nice).

What the heck? Leaving the pot in there is justification for her TAKING it?

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Whoa… Launch is playing a Billie Holiday song I don’t think I’ve heard before called “Tenderly.” Jeez, this is gorgeous. I’ve gotta dig through my CDs and see if I’ve overlooked or forgotten this.

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Sterling came over for dinner and a school night play date. The boys were quite good, had a lot of fun. Ushering them into the back yard does wonders!

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12-13 years ago, in the control room at a TV station in Austin, one of the audio engineers had his backpack open, and a notebook laying on the table. In the pocket was this flyer for some sort of organization of guys who are into guys' nipples. They had these techniques for elongating them, in fact. The flyer had these photos of big, beefy gay guys with these insane nipples. This was ENTIRELY surprising to me, and man, I've seen some kinky shit in my day. You know, I've never seen anything like it since. I guess since I don't troll around the gay porn world I miss some stuff.

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The owner of the backpack was a straight guy, btw. A really strange, open-minded straight guy. Eh, maybe he was even more open-minded than I realized.

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Happy Wednesday, ya’ll.