Sunday, September 10, 2006

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1. Three things that scare me:

Snakes
Dark parking lots
That chick Vince Neil is dating or married to our currently renting

2. Three people who make me laugh:

Nadine! (maybe this oughta be Whit, okay, but she's really upped ex-boyfriend hatin' to new, hysterically funny heights)
Bruiser
My son

3. Three things I hate the most:

Caraway seeds
Vomiting
Diapers

4. Three things I don't understand:

Roger (message me if you understand who I mean)
Exactly what happened with a job I was offered that didn’t materialize
Craps (the game)

5. Three things I'm doing right now:

Reading for school
Squeezing in as many martial arts classes as I can stand
Planning a possible trip to Houston/Angleton

6. Three things I want to do before I die:

Kick Tom Green in the nuts (er, sorry… nut)
See the northern lights
Have a meaningful job… it appears I’m close

7. Three things I can do:

This funky little fake juggling trick with only two items instead of three
Take the cap off of a pen and put it on the other end using ONLY ONE HAND
Sit through Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music

8. Three ways to describe my personality: 

Funny
Ornery
Mustard

9. Three things I can't do:

Math
Speak Swahili
Cook

10. Three things I think you should listen to:

Songs in a Northern Key by Varnaline
No Sleep ‘til Hammersmith by Motorhead
Clifton Chenier

11. Three things you should never listen to: 

Commercial radio
Wind chimes
Anyone who has ever opened their mouth on the set of American Idol. This includes the “judges.”

12. Three things I'd like to learn:

Some bitchin’ Judo throws
ASL
An effective, easy way to clean grout

13. Three favorite foods: 

Green Thai curry
Pho
Enchiladas

14. Three beverages I drink regularly:

coffee
water
Uh…

15. Three shows I watched as a kid:

Man from Atlantis
James at 15
Eight is Enough
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. Three things that scare me:
Black Widow Spiders
the electric bill
umm.....I'll get back to you

2. Three people who make me laugh:

Brian
Larry
Jason

3. Three things I hate the most:

getting too little sleep
asthma
fevers

4. Three things I don't understand:

baseball (sorry BB!)
the boxing commission
why poker is considered a sport

5. Three things I'm doing right now:

Planning to shoot a martial arts instructional video
Thinking of breakfast
Thinking of going back to bed for another hour

6. Three things I want to do before I die:

See the Grand Canyon
Watch my son grow up
Learn to play guitar with some proficiency

7. Three things I can do:

Splits between two chairs
Touch my elbow to my toe without bending my knee
One legged squats

8. Three ways to describe my personality: 

energetic
funny (my wife thinks so)
determined

9. Three things I can't do:

draw/paint
play piano
fly a helicopter (never learned)

10. Three things I think you should listen to:

silence
laughter
your inner voice

11. Three things you should never listen to: 

90% of televangelists
infommercials
chain letters/bulletins/emails

12. Three things I'd like to learn:

Spanish
guitar
more BJJ

13. Three favorite foods: 

Pho
Vietnamese spring rolls
chocolate pie

14. Three beverages I drink regularly:

water
Orange Juice
ginger ale (not that often...cutting down on the sodas)

15. Three shows I watched as a kid:

Man from Atlantis
Six Million Dollar Man
Bionic Woman (man, that was a depressing show!)

7:52 AM
Anonymous said...

1. Three things that scare me:

Our current presidential administration
Heights with no guard rails
Kidney stones

2. Three people who make me laugh:

BB
Georgina
Bill Hicks

3. Three things I hate the most:

The erosion of civil liberties in the name of alleged public welfare
Sports (sorry to all the sports fan reading this, but I'm convinced it's one of the principle evils ruining this country)
The Grateful Dead

4. Three things I don't understand:
Why so many American refuse to see this administration for what it is
Why people think Adam Sandler is or was ever funny
Why the Grateful Dead was ever popular

5. Three things I'm doing right now:

I'm typing the answers to this quiz, so obviously I'm only doing one thing

6. Three things I want to do before I die:

Learn to play a Spock's Beard song on the guitar
Visit Ireland, Scotland, Japan and Sweden
Play an original song onstage

7. Three things I can do:

Bitch and complain like nobody's business
Make a four-year-old sing along to Joe Jackson
That's about it, really.

8. Three ways to describe my personality: 

Today someone told me I should be president of the Little Black Cloud Club, so I think that about covers it.

9. Three things I can't do:

Stand squash.
Play David Bowie's "Panic in Detroit" on the guitar.
Change anything about the way this country is run, no matter how much I bitch (or how I vote).

10. Three things I think you should listen to:

The alleged babblings of children - they're so much smarter than people think.
The Words We Say Before We Sleep by the Music Lovers
Anything composed by Charles Mingus

11. Three things you should never listen to: 

I think anyone should listen to whatever they want, so I'm going to amend this to: three things I hope I never have to listen to again:
Wind chimes
The Grateful Dead
Bill O'Reilly

12. Three things I'd like to learn:

How to write in a truly compelling way
How to play some more Porcupine Tree songs on the guitar
How to let it go

13. Three favorite foods: 

Good TexMex
Good Thai
a good old-fashioned cheeseburger on a whole wheat bun that didn't come from a fast food joint

14. Three beverages I drink regularly:

orange juice
lemonade
water

15. Three shows I watched as a kid:

The Incredible Hulk
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Bionic Woman

I don't think I ever saw The Man From Atlantis, though it's the kind of thing I'd go for. It must've been cancelled before I got to it.

Michael

1:08 PM

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