1. Something that you recently changed? I got a job
2. Never in my life have I: liked much Elvis
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: Hood
4. In High School I was: the creator of the mullet
5. When I�m nervous: I think to myself, I picked the wrong time to give up sniffing glue.
6. The last time I cried was: When I got jerked around by a company that had offered me a job.
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: aware of the fact that it's a sham since I'm actually already married
9. My hair is: wet... hey, I just woke up, and a guy's gotta do something about BEDHEAD.
10. When I was 4: I don't know. I think I went straight from three to five.
11. Last Christmas: was probably a lot like this coming Christmas.
13. I should be: folding laundry
14. When I Look Down I See: a circular rug with an image of a baseball mitt and "Brian" in the middle. I've had it since I was three. The first one that arrived in the mail had the word "Brain" in the middle. I'm glad my parents sent it back.
15. The craziest recent event was: Well, at school the other night a tall, buff black man wearing jeans and no shirt strode across campus accompanied by a huge Rottweiler on a leash. No one paid him any attention, but I must say the sight struck me as a bit crazy.
16. If I were a character on Friends I�d be: pissed
19. I have a hard time understanding: what the hell is wrong with people
20. One time at a family gathering: we had a mashed potato fight. It was great!
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I would tell is: International Wife
23. Take my advice: put down the remote
24. My ideal breakfast is: I love me some iced coffee and scones on Friday mornings!
25. If you visited the place I grew up: you would see a lot of prisons, chemical plants, and mosquitoes
26. Where do you plan to visit soon: Eh, probably Corsicana
27. If you spend the night at my house you better: bring earplugs
29. The world could do without: possums
31. Most recent thing you�ve bought yourself: some sparring gear
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: some cool black Tony Lama boots
33. One thing that you could not live without: my iPod
34. My favorite color is: blue
37. The animal I would like to see flying besides birds are: pigs, because from what I understand that's when Salma Hayek would beg to kiss me.
38. I shouldn�t have: slept on my sore shoulder.
39. Once, at a bar: this guy was getting in my face and all and I was about ready to punch first because I was really tired of being a nose-length away from a drunk. Suddenly this HUGE bouncer approached him. The drunk swung wildly at the bouncer, who ducked and basically tied the drunk up like a knot before hauling his sorry ass out.
40. Last night I: studied for an upcoming abnormal psych test.
43. A better name for me would be: KING BB, baby
44. If I ever go back to school I will: i�m there
45. How many days until my birthday: Plenty
46. What I really want for my birthday is: an overwhelming amount of love. And a nap. Mostly a nap.
47. I�m wearing: grey shorts, blue and grey shirt, no shoes
48. Tomorrow I am: going to have some coffee and a scone, study a bit, maybe attend a tough kickboxing class, and have me some Tex Mex too
49. My friends are: startlingly tolerant
50. I really wish for: a big financial windfall. And for a chance to kick Tom Green in the crotch.
2 comments:
Mashed potato fight??? Was I there?
1. Something that you recently changed? I'm dating someone
2. Never in my life have I: understood the TV show Seinfeld
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: pretty much all of humanity
4. In High School I was: under the radar
5. When I�m nervous: I say "fuck" a lot
6. The last time I cried was: the day I realized that my wife and I really were going to split for good
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: in shock that I would ever consider getting married again
9. My hair is: finally getting those sexy streaks of silver at the temples
10. When I was 4: it was 1971
11. Last Christmas: was in 2005
13. I should be: working on a Cease and Desist letter
14. When I Look Down I See: a lot of dead trees
15. The craziest recent event was: seeing The Muppet Movie in a park in downtown Austin, with a few hundred people reverently singing along with "The Rainbow Connection"
16. If I were a character on Friends I�d be: avoiding the main characters
19. I have a hard time understanding: the idea that American policy should be driven by fear
20. One time at a family gathering: we ate food and talked
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I would tell is: probably the first person I came across who asked
23. Take my advice: stay informed and vote!
24. My ideal breakfast is: chocolate chip pancakes - but only on lazy days
25. If you visited the place I grew up: you wouldn't be able to tell it from any other medium-size town
26. Where do you plan to visit soon: Kyle
27. If you spend the night at my house you better: like futons
29. The world could do without: evangelical Christians
31. Most recent thing you�ve bought yourself: some CDs
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: Chuck Klosterman IV
33. One thing that you could not live without: music
34. My favorite color is: Adults still get asked this question?
37. The animal I would like to see flying besides birds are: dragons
38. I shouldn�t have: stayed in television
39. Once, at a bar: I stood around with a beer that a drunken musician insisted on buying me and pretended to drink from it
40. Last night I: played "Is She Really Going Out With Him" for my niece
43. A better name for me would be: Angel of Death
44. If I ever go back to school I will: study ethnomusicology
45. How many days until my birthday: 10 months' worth
46. What I really want for my birthday is: the ability to sleep through the night
47. I�m wearing: clothing, as not to do so would get me arrested
48. Tomorrow I am: going to endure a cantankerous meetings regarding the TV show I work for
49. My friends are: diverse
50. I really wish for: see #46
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