Time Killer

HAVE YOU EVER?
(X) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
(x) Been in love
(x) Been dumped
(5 ) Shoplifted --once, when I was five... just like in that Jane's Addiction song. I got caught too.
( ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight
(x) Snuck out of your parent's house --shoot, I invented this!
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date

( ) Lied to a friend
(x ) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten sushi
(x) Been skiing --on the water, yes
(x) Been at a concert
(x) Taken painkillers
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) Made a snow angel --snow and I don't get along so well
( ) Had a tea party --no, but I have a coffee party most every morning. Having one right now in fact. Whee!
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up --Heaven help me, it's true
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) Gone sledding
( ) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
( ) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sun set
( ) Felt an earthquake
( ) Slept beneath the stars
(x) Been tickled --Uh... my sister left this blank... I call bullshit!
(x) Been robbed once at gunpoint Does knifepoint count?
(x) Been misunderstood
(x) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo OR jackalope (goat)
(x) Won a contest
(x) Run a red light/stop sign
( ) Been suspended from school
( ) Been in a car crash?
( x) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast/third person --sure. I call it "being human"
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
( ) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Liked the way you looked
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Squished mud through your bare feet
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying;
( ) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons --I have kids!
( ) Sang karaoke
(x ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) Danced in the rain
(x ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party --try it! It's fun!
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Had a wish come true
( ) jumped off a bridge

1. What time is it? 9:06 am
2. What is your name? BB
3. Disappeared... so let me just say "prestidigitator." Thank you.
4. What is your favorite drink? Iced coffee
5. Tattoos? no
6. Body piercing? No
7. How much do you love your job? Being unemployed has its moments
8. Birthplace: Freeport, Texas
9. Favorite vacation spot? Cancun, Mexico
10. Ever been to Africa? No, and I have no desire to go
11. Ever steal any traffic signs? No
12. A, B, C, D, DD cup size? Actually I'll take a grande, unsweetened, with room for cream....
13. 2 Door or 4 Door? 4 Door
14. Salad dressing? Depends on the mood.
15. Favorite pie? Apple pie a la mode, followed closely by peach cobbler
16. Favorite number? I have a fondness for 26.46 that I may bother to explain someday
17. Favorite movie? Cannery Row
18. Favorite holiday? Halloween
19 Favorite food? Tex Mex
20. Favorite day of the week? Probably Friday, aka Tex Mex day
21. Favorite brand of body soap? Eh? Something that makes bubbles and doesn't leave me smelling like a diaper pail
22. Favorite TV show? Intervention
23. Favorite singer? One cannot go wrong with Otis Redding
25. What do you do to relax? Internet, read, torture squirrels
26. Message to your friends reading this? Word to your muthah
27. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Probably living a sweet life, doing some substance abuse counseling, maybe teaching at a juco too.
28. What do you enjoy receiving? Compliments from Sensei
29. Furthest Place you will send this message? Washington, DC
30. Who will respond the fastest? Roman Polanski
31. Least likely to respond? Me
32. What time is it now? 9:27