The greatest spam I've received in a long time:
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 03:18:22 -0000 From: "maturewoman2300"
Subject: Goodbye to lonely Christmas!
Find a gothic lover to share the gothic christmas darkness with! Action now and good luck :)
http://aboutme.com/users/gothicheaven/
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Admittedly, I haven't clicked the link (hey, I'm at work). I'm imagining lots of photos of guys/gals who look like Robert Smith/Edward Scissorhands. "Turn ons: Long walks through the dump, genital leeches and waterproof mascara. Turn offs: Sunshine, antidotes and puppies. I'm looking for a partner who's not afraid to bare their soul, with a straight razor if necessary."
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