What's that fly doing in my soup, waiter?

"The backstroke..."

Howdy ya'll.

This is BB Am I, a place for me to vent, to set loose some of those words and thoughts that keep hanging around. I named it thusly because I spend a lot of time thinking about who we are and why we do the things that we do. I criticize a lot of things, but I'm actually tremendousy happy. I mean, I'm no Richard Simmons or anything, but I've got a damn good life.

I just have a hard time fathoming a lot of things. But I'll get into that later.

If you're here, you probably know that I'm 36, live in Hurst, Texas, and have two great kids (Kevin and Laura) with my wife of 11 years, the beautiful and talented Kelli.

My turn-ons... blech. Can't pursue that joke any further. But I like humor, good writing, good music (and boy, THIS one will be the subject of some discussion, one-sided though it may be...), beauty, and Tex Mex food.

I dislike things that are fake, over-produced, reek of commercialism, etc. Guess that's triply redundant.

This'll do. More soon.