That we’re not given more than we can handle
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That if you put a frog in a pot of hot water, he’ll jump out immediately, but if you put it`in cool water and inch the temperature up very slowly, he’ll stay in there until it kills him.
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That Jesus would fix my problems.
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“I could have any woman in this room.”
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“Any man in this room could have her, but she’d wake up tomorrow and go screaming ‘rape’ or something.” [Have I mentioned that I don’t like frat boys?]
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That grass would fix my problems.
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That I should just get over it.
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That everything is going to be okay.
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That burpees would fix my problems.
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That I could cry if I wanted to.
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“Learn to drive that piece of shit!”
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“We’ve enjoyed reading your BLOG!” [Followed shortly thereafter by something along the lines of “pack up your stuff and get out immediately.” Guessing they didn’t actually enjoy the blog that much.]
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Drink Coke if you want to mutate into a hideous human/bird creature
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I think we have to fix our own problems, but it is good and wise to accept a little help along the way.
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