A Quick One

Sorry to be MIA. Very busy week, what with my exit exams coming up and the spectacular death of the Papi Chulo Minivan.

I'll be back soon.

Have a terrific Friday. I know I aim to.

And for a little chuckle, something my sister sent:

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"True" Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap

Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...