Sunday, June 15, 2008

Survey to kill time on Father's Day

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1) Favorite hobby?
Wasting time online

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Good lord, no.

3) Do you own guns?
One

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
I've never done this

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Not often

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
I like 'em made with Hebrew National franks.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
"Little Drummer Boy"

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee.

9) Can you do push ups?
Yep.

10) Can you do a chin up?
Yes

11) What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
A little green jade ring

12) Do you like blue cheese?
No! Blech! Poison! Is it SUPPOSED to taste like that??

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Nothing to write home about.

14) Do you have ADD?
no

15) What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
Good grief, "hate" is such a strong word. Oh, I wish I had a better handle on this anxiety of mine.

16) Middle name?
Douglas

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment..
a. If this game ends soon I can take a nap before I see a movie
b. bases loaded and one out... not sure the 5 run lead we have will hold up
c. eddie guardado's a nice guy, but he doesn't look at all like an athlete


18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday
Oh. Uh... iced coffee, a haircut, and... uh... fries at Burger King

19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
coffee, water, OJ

20) Current worry?

I need to pick one? While I breathe, I worry.

21) Current hate right now?
hate? none.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?

drinking sparkling juice of some sort with the Baums

24) Where would you like to be right now?
Napping

25) Name three people who will complete this?
My sister. Whit maybe. and... and... uh... can i get back to you on this?

26) Do you own slippers?
house shoes, yes. Somewhere.

27) What shirt are you wearing?
An obnoxious hawaiian shirt

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
i’ve never tried

29) Can you whistle?
yup

31) Would you be a pirate?
I'd really need to see the full job description before I decide.

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
whatever grabs me. But not "Kokomo"

33) Favorite girl’s name?
Laura

34) Favorite boy’s name?
Borak

35) What’s in your pocket?
A pocket knife

36) Last thing that made you laugh?
Probably something the kids did

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
People really remember this stuff?

38) Worst injury you’ve ever had?
road burn on my face, shoulder, elbow, and knee, not the mention the lacerated eyebrow I got when I flipped over the handlebars of my bike as a kid

39) Do you love where you live?
i like it

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
three

41) Who is your loudest friend?
I don't have loud friends

42) How many dogs do you have?
none

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
probably not

45) What is your favorite book?
Cannery Row

46) What is your favorite candy?
Reese's Peanut Butter cups

47) Favorite Sports Team?
Rangers

48) What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Jessica" by the Allman Brothers. At least the piano solo (the song is kinda long)

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sitting in a restaurant with Rock, talking about everything and nothing.

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I went to bed too late.

1 comment:

Michael said...

1) Favorite hobby?
Fantasizing.

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Heaven, no. What a question.

3) Do you own guns?
No.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Huh?

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nah.

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
Not a fan.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
"Slick Nick You Devil You" by Fishbone

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange juice.

9) Can you do push ups?
Maybe one.

10) Can you do a chin up?
I haven't tried in decades, but probably not.

11) What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My bifocals.

12) Do you like blue cheese?
Occasionally.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Just a couple of fender benders.

14) Do you have ADD?
I suspect so.

15) What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
My lack of discipline.

16) Middle name?
William.

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment..
This Sinatra record is pretty good.
I guess you have to be an adult to appreciate Sinatra.
Didn't I vow to never answer one of these surveys ever again?

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday
Swimming goggles, hair gel and ice cream.

19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Water, orange juice and lemonade.

20) Current worry?
The same as everybody else right now: whether I'll be able to stretch my paychecks enough to cover all the bills.

21) Current hate right now?
The complete selfishness and rudeness of American humanity.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Sleeping.

24) Where would you like to be right now?
Back in bed.

25) Name three people who will complete this?
No.

26) Do you own slippers?
I use moccasins.

27) What shirt are you wearing?
A charcoal grey T-shirt.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never done it.

29) Can you whistle?
Not really.

31) Would you be a pirate?
Would you be a moron?

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Nothing.

33) Favorite girl’s name?
Elizabeth.

34) Favorite boy’s name?
Godzilla.

35) What’s in your pocket?
Chapstick, keys, wallet, pocket knife, guitar pick, change, breath mints.

36) Last thing that made you laugh?
Muppet Show reruns.

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
No idea.

38) Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Do kidney stones count?

39) Do you love where you live?
Yes.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
One. Does any household really need more than that?

41) Who is your loudest friend?
My niece.

42) How many dogs do you have?
None. Maybe someday.

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

45) What is your favorite book?
The Lone Ranger & Tonto Fistfight in Heaven by Sherman Alexie. No, Big Bad Love by Larry Brown. No, Backstage Passes by Al Kooper. No, Deathbird Stories by Harlan Ellison. Ah, hell, I can't pick just one.

46) What is your favorite candy?
Snickers - the original. Though I've been obsessed with Heath bars lately.

47) Favorite Sports Team?
I don't do sports.

48) What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Virginia Lights" by the Music Lovers, because of the lines "I started out as nothing and I've still got most of it left" and "I started out as rumor but turned myself into fact."

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping.

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Why do I keep dreaming I'm working in a bookstore again?