1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Dropping off a video at the store
2. Who will be your next kiss?
One of my kids or my wife, unless Salma Hayek comes bursting through the door and announces she must have me this instant.
3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes. A sticky note with my phone password on it.
4. When is the last time you went to the mall?
I was at Katy Mills mall not all that long ago.
5. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yup. Two pairs. It's a personal eccentricity.
6. When was the last time you went out of the state?
I guess that'd be March, when Hood and I went to Phoenix.
7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope.
8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Orange juice
9. What are you wearing right now?
Blue pants, tan shirt, leather jacket (it's cold in here)
10. Have you been in a car wash? ever?
Has anyone NOT been in a car wash? How about this one: Have you ever nearly died in a car wash? Why... yes!
11. Last food you ate?
Waffles, banana, yogurt
12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
I think that'd be Whit last night
13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No
14. Do you have any pets?
1 immortal cat
15. what was the last sporting even u watched?
I think some UFC stuff last week
16. What is your favorite class?
I'm between semesters. But I thought multi-cultural counseling was pretty bitchin'.
17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
In bed.
18. What is the last thing you purchased online?
No idea... probably a textbook
21. Are you a girl/boy?
No, I'm a man.
22. Last play you saw?
It's been quite a while. Probably something MOBB was in, like "Babes in Outer Space." I'm not kidding.
23. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Get the sonogram at 9am to see if I have gallstones. Then... who knows? When you roll with BB you live life on the edge, baby.
24. Who is the last person you commented on myspace?
Probably some classmates of mine
25. Ever go to camp?
As in, like, summer camp? For kids? No. Been camping here and there though.
26. Were you on the Honor Roll in school?
Not consistently, but sometimes
27.What do you KNOW about the future?
I won't be at work next week. Sweeeeeeet.
28. Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
Nope
30. Where is your best friend located?
At this moment I'm not exactly sure, what with all the holiday travels and all.
31. Do you have a tan?
I'm a slightly-browner-than-average cracker
32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
I have kids. But I'd like to have a capuchin... come on Santa, hope you got my letter...
33. Do you collect anything?
Oh... does my clos et ful l of MST videos count?
34. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Been a few years... it was here in Ft. Worth. Was doing 76 in a 60. Oops.
35. What kind of sheets do you have?
Uh... maroon ones.
36. How do you like your drinks?
Within arm's reach
37. Do You Like Hot Sauce?
It's as vital to me as my blood
38. Last time you showered?
Yesterday
39. Do you like someone?
I love everybody
40. What is your mood?
A bit bored
41. Are You Someone's Best Friend?
I am everyone's best friend. Except you, you and you.
42. What's the last TV show you watched?
Something where an Englishman was stranded in Africa. Desperate for a drink, he squeezed some fluid out of some elephant droppings. Let me just say for the record that I would happily choose death over drinking from pachyderm poop.
1 comment:
1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
At the grocery store.
2. Who will be your next kiss?
My girlfriend, I hope.
3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes, some old, unused ACL tickets. For, let's see, Lyle Lovett in 1992.
4. When is the last time you went to the mall?
A couple of weeks with a friend who needed to pay her Discover bill.
5. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes.
6. When was the last time you went out of the state?
Last year when I went to Carlsbad, New Mexico.
7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No. I'll probably go tomorrow, though.
8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.
9. What are you wearing right now?
Black jeans, a green T-shirt with a Green Lantern logo on it and sneakers.
10. Have you been in a car wash? ever?
Yes, but it's been far too long.
11. Last food you ate?
Cereal and donut stix.
12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
The girlfriend.
13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No.
14. Do you have any pets?
No.
15. what was the last sporting even u watched?
Probably a baseball game when I was around 9.
16. What is your favorite class?
I haven't been in school in years, but I loved the History of Being Cool in America class I took in my last semester. It sounds frivolous, but it was a real challenge, and fun to boot.
17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Back in bed.
18. What is the last thing you purchased online?
A CD or two, I'm sure.
21. Are you a girl/boy?
I'm a man. Spelled M...A, child...Nnnnnn...
22. Last play you saw?
It was a Shakespearean play put on by a young theater troup...can't remember which one...As You Like It, maybe?
23. What are your plans for tomorrow?
Go see For Your Consideration, go see the Cobras at the Continental Club, hang with the girlfriend and the sister.
24. Who is the last person you commented on myspace?
My old pal Naomi.
25. Ever go to camp?
I went to a Methodist camp once, when I was 13-14.
26. Were you on the Honor Roll in school?
I seem to recall that I was.
27.What do you KNOW about the future?
That I'll be watching my niece and nephew tear into their Xmas presents in a couple of days.
28. Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
Hell no.
30. Where is your best friend located?
In a state of contentment, I think.
31. Do you have a tan?
Not really.
32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Well, technically I'm too old to start having them now. But who knows?
33. Do you collect anything?
Ask my Wall-O-CDs (tm).
34. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Good question...I can't remember.
35. What kind of sheets do you have?
Flannel.
36. How do you like your drinks?
Usually cold, unless it's hot chocolate.
37. Do You Like Hot Sauce?
When it's actually hot.
38. Last time you showered?
This morning.
39. Do you like someone?
I like lots of people.
40. What is your mood?
Slightly uncertain.
41. Are You Someone's Best Friend?
Hell if I know...what is this, a teenager's diary?
42. What's the last TV show you watched?
The Xmas episode of The Office.
Michael
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