Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Survey About Scars, Faults and Parasites

Ganked from Whit...

 

1. Who is the next person you'll hold hands with?
Wife or kids most likely.

2. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No way Jose.

3. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
No

4. What did you do today?
Got up, got THEBOY ready for school, dropped him off and came to work.

5. How fast can you type?
Fair to middlin'

6. Eye color?
Brown

7. Do you like your life right now?
A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.

8. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Couple days last week. One was too cool, the other too hot. Dang.

9. Do you knock on wood?
Not really

10. Are you drinking anything right now?
No

11. Do you have good vision?
I'm far-sighted, need reading glasses just a bit.

12. Can you hula hoop?
Nope

13. Could you ever forgive a c heater ?
Wow. I hope I never have to find out.

14. What are you thinking about right now?
Whether I have an upset stomach or I'm just hungry.

15. A movie you watched when you were little
Darby O'Gill and the Little People

16. What song's in your head right now?
"Walk" by the Wiggles

17. What are you doing next week?
Got a presentation to do as part of my job. Otherwise I'll still just be kicking ass. I don't bother taking names.

18. Plans for today?
See if I can get through the day without my stomach going nuts. Then child/adol counseling class tonight.

19. What color is your underwear?
Blue

20. Name some places you've gone....
Boston, New York, Tucson, Denver, Seattle, Chicago, St. Louis, Miami, Toronto, Cleveland, London, Madrid, Barcelona, Los Angeles, Phoenix, Charlotte...

21. When was the last time y ou tol d someone "I love you"?
Last night. I believe I was talking to an antacid.

22. Last stupid thing you did drunk?
Drove home from the brew pub. That was on or about August 17, 1995.

23. How are you feeling today?
Wary

24. Are you black?
No, I'm a nice shade of beige

25. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No.

26. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Not lately, but yes.

27. What's for lunch?

PBJ sandwich, chips, that sorta thing

28. Have you ever eaten dog food?
A dog biscuit, sure. I was wondering what the hell Mickey (our dog back then) was so damn excited about. It didn't taste all that great. Mickey needed to get out more.

29. Can you handle the truth?
I have no choice

30. What did you do last night?
Went to marriage/family therapy class, came home, put the kids to bed, crashed hard

31. Buy anything lately?
Got my wife some bitchin' new house shoes.

32. Any cool scars?
Sure. One above my eye from when I peeled off my eyebrow in a bike wreck. Or the hook-shaped one on the side of my head from when I sliced open my cranium in a clothing store in about 1977.

33. Name an old school song you like?
"After the Love Is Gone" by Earth, Wind & Fire

34. How many kids do you plan on having?
Two. Snip snip.< BR>
35. Do you want to get married?
Already married

36. How often do you talk on the phone?
Often.

37. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes.

38. Is there something you want that you can't have?
Currently, it seems to be health.

39. Name five things about the opposite sex that you first notice...
1. Their gender
2. Whether they speak Esperanto
3. Whether they have 2 legs or 3
4. Do they have parasites?
5. Can I see the scar from where the aliens left the cranial implant?


40. How do you feel about the word wawa?
I thought it was used very effectively on Cream's "White Room."

41. Name a fault?
Uh... the San Andreas

42. What was the last thing you ate?
A banana

43. Something pretty you've seen lately?
My daughter in her sequined gown

44. Last movie watched?
Underworld: Evolution

45. What do you want to hear?
"War Pigs" by Black Sabbath

46. What do you want most?

To crush ze enemy, to hear de lamentations of de vimmen... oh wait... uh, at this point I'd like to feel well all day. Crossing my fingers.

1 comment:

Amanda said...

1. Who is the next person you'll hold hands with?
Hubby or kids most likely.

2. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Very rarely

3. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
No

4. What did you do today?
Got up, both kids ready, cleaned up dog poop, took boy to school, took girl with me to work.

5. How fast can you type?
35 wpm on a good day

6. Eye color?
Brown

7. Do you like your life right now?
A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.

8. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
About a week ago. I had a headache and just wanted to submerge my head in very hot water.

9. Do you knock on wood?
No

10. Are you drinking anything right now?
No

11. Do you have good vision?
No, horrible. My vision is so bad there is no "correct" contact lens for me. So I wear ones that are close enough and squint a lot.

12. Can you hula hoop?
Nope

13. Could you ever forgive a c heater ?
Huh?

14. What are you thinking about right now?
That I have to go pick up the boy from school in a minute.

15. A movie you watched when you were little
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

16. What song's in your head right now?
# 19, cd #4 that Brian made for me.

17. What are you doing next week?
Same old stuff

18. Plans for today?
Nap, dinner, put kids to bed asap.

19. What color is your underwear?
White

20. Name some places you've gone....
New Orleans, Cancun, Orlando/Disney, Clearwater Beach, FL

21. When was the last time y ou tol d someone I love you? Last night at kiddie bedtime.

22. Last stupid thing you did drunk?
Drove home from a friend's wedding drunk, in my orange camaro. It was May, 1999.

23. How are you feeling today?
ok.

24. Are you black?
No

25. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No.

26. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Not lately, but yes.

27. What's for lunch?

Leftover taco soup and cornbread

28. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Ew. No.
29. Can you handle the truth?
I have no choice

30. What did you do last night?
Cooked dinner, watched girl eat half of mine, put kids to bed.

31. Buy anything lately?
Penny's just had a 70% off sale and I made good use of Christmas money.

32. Any cool scars?
One on my tummy from having my tubes tied!

33. Name an old school song you like?
Dancing Queen--- Abba

34. How many kids do you plan on having?
Two. And see #32
35. Do you want to get married?
Married

36. How often do you talk on the phone?
Often.

37. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes.

38. Is there something you want that you can't have?
Yes, all the repairs on my house done.

39. Name five things about the opposite sex that you first notice...
1. Their gender
2. Do they have all their own teeth?
3. Do they have a nice truck?
4. Do they have a good job?
5. Has their mullet been trimmed recently?

40. How do you feel about the word wawa?
I don't.

41. Name a fault?
I am a crabby, bitchy, half-empty glass kinda gal. Deal with it.

42. What was the last thing you ate?
lunch

43. Something pretty you've seen lately?
My daughter's smile when she spots me at preschool pickup.

44. Last movie watched?
Little Miss Sunshine

45. What do you want to hear?
Don't know right now.

46. What do you want most?


For my son to continue to do well and for Ed to get a day job.