Who insisted on being called “Ice Money.” Yeah, he was a white rap wannabe. Still laughing about that.
Who liked to smoke dope and watch midget documentaries for fun.
Who was the host of a morning TV show who told viewers (several times) that her guest that morning specialized in finding homes for retired racing groundhogs. They were actually greyhounds.
Who was once a male roadie for Jimi Hendrix, then became a woman named Sandy.
Who could keep his eyes open while sneezing. (Try it)
Who stole a Motley Crue CD by stashing it in his baby’s stroller.
Who was a weatherman in Austin who told us he’d been on “one of those outings where you’re naked in the woods with a bunch of guys and you’re shooting guns” and he therefore had sunburned privates.
Who thought Michelle Shocked was a Satanist.
Who wrote a song called “Living with a Invalid” (sic)
Whose bedroom was a tool shed in his parents’ yard. And that probably wasn’t the strangest thing about him.
Who was an editor on Leave It to Beaver
Who used to be Lyle Lovett’s manager
Whose parents kept a bottle of moonshine in their fridge and a Tupperware tub full of marijuana in their bedroom.
Who was a different weatherman in Austin who told viewers with a smile that if anyone laid a hand on his dog they’d pull back a stump.
Who was hired to hang around with Gary Busey for 48 hours for the sole purpose of keeping him out of trouble. He failed.
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