What Got Said:

Tonight, as I tried to play a song on the guitar.

THEGIRL: “I need a movie!”

(Repeat 29 times)

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Today, as my sister and brother-in-law filled out passport paperwork:

"So, both of your parents are US citizens, even though you brother looks like a Pakistani?"

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Today, as THEBOY told me today I should go with him to NRH20 soon:

“But you shouldn’t wear a bathing suit, because you’ll look naked to the herd.”

ME: “Uh… what?”

THEBOY: “Ah nevermind. But people won't want to see your bellybutton.”

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Tonight, as I told MOBB about the brother-in-law’s remark and reminded her that someday I want to have that fancy genetic testing that tells EVERYTHING that’s in your bloodline.

“I just hope nothing comes out as unknown!”

She seemed to think that I could have, like, 3% unknown in my genetic makeup. I think she’s worried that I’m part Labrador or something.

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Actually, she could be right… ask either of my kids about “doggy Daddy.”

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Whit, texting me as I did my workout yesterday: “I just had a brownie.”

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Ya'll have a terrific week.

(I had no coffee today, so I'm sending you decaffeinated love.)

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[EDIT: Man I hope that joke with "Pakistani" in it doesn't come across wrong. I'm an open-minded, multi-cultural sort of guy... am I being too much of a Briscoe here?]