It's the Cheapest Way to Wreck Your Guts!

Car Talk's ugliest cars. Here are five through two and then the dreaded number one.

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Imaginary slogans...

For Viagra: It's the Pecker Picker Upper!

For the Whoopee Cushion: Making People Think Someone Dropped Ass for over 100 Years!

Taco Bell's 99-cent menu: It's the Cheapest Way to Wreck Your Guts!

Taco Bueno: Not as Cheap as Taco Bell, but Still Worse Somehow!

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THEGIRL is sick again. Not even sure if "again" is the right word. She's got a cold, ear infection, and RAD ("reactive airway disorder," a precursor to asthma). She's got a list of meds that'd make William Burroughs do a doubletake.

But after a day of treatment she's sounding better, was positively jubilant at breakfast this morning.

But administering a nebulizer treatment to a 14-month-old is like wrestling a greased marmot.

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Rangers face the Jays tonight, Astacio vs. Halladay. Could be a good game, but Halladay's much more likely to be dominant than Astacio.

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Thursday... Forget Ferris: Save Briscoe!