Wednesday, February 16, 2005

The Four Sweetest Words

It was the winter of the Red Sox
Who finally chucked the Curse
For Boston fans it was great!
For NY fans it couldn't be worse

So they toured with the trophy
And Manny did his thing
While Pedro courted the Mets
Before he even got his ring

Free agents got big bucks
Nothing new to tell
Beltran's overpaid
And Ordonez prays for his ACL

The Unit's a mercenary
Where stars ride coattails
And Nomo's in Tampa
(When all else fails...)

Texas wanted Delgado
But couldn't muster the dough
And now he's a Marlin
While Hicks curses Chan Ho

So February is here
Time for God's favorite sport
And the four sweetest words:
Pitchers and catchers report!

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