Pitches

You know, working in TV like I do and all, I have to admit that the ideas for these shows don't seem all that great. I mean, it seems like any old schmuck could come up with something they'd put on the air. Even me.

Some ideas:

Not Everybody Loves Raymond -- Comedian Ray Romano is locked in the octagon for five minutes with UFC badass Chuck Liddell...

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Just Shot Me -- Infinitely annoying "comic" David Spade is caught on video, Cops-style, after he smarts off to the wrong person and gets himself capped.

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Black Eye from the Straight Guy -- Hilarity ensues as the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy suggests decorating tips for the participants in the reality show The Ultimate Fighter.

(Have I gone to that well one time too many...?)

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American Idle -- The greatest reality show. It's just a shot of a guy in his boxers, flipping channels. Each one just has footage of him in his boxers, flipping channels...

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Commercial -- Girls Gone Mild! Watch as intelligent young co-eds react with disgust at the suggestion that they'd show their breasts for some punk millionaire's latest whack video.

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Commercial -- Jim Adler, Attorney, screaming in Spanish, "Yo soy tu abogado tan fuerte!" Oh, wait... this one already exists...

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Queens of Kings -- A reality show following the exploits of all the gay relatives of GOP politicians

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Sex in the Country -- A reality TV show following the exploits of a family that artificially inseminates cattle for a living...

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Quirky Couple with Wacky Neighbors Who Drop In Unexpectedly and Trade Hateful Barbs Under the Pretense of Humorous Sarcasm -- Oh wait, I just described every sitcom out there...

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Annoying Aussie Hunter -- Watch as a crocodile finally catches up with Steve Irwin...

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Man, I could do this all day...