Two Things

From the last 10 minutes here at the office.

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First, Mona, while stuttering something, announced that she has "Tetris syndrome."

Hmm...

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Second, as I walked into a coworker's cube behind her, I announced my presence so as not to startle her. "I didn't want you to turn around and say, 'Ah! It's a big ugly white guy!'"

And she said, "I'd never consider you to be big."

Badoom!