Just found out where Wade Boggs got all that hair he was sportin' at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony...
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I'm not making bald jokes either... It hits a little too close to home. Although baldness does not appear to run in my family, I've got a forehead that's as tall as the pyramids and twice as dense. I think I was five when barbers first started asking me if I was balding.
I'd look like Michael Stipe if I went bald, and that's on a good day. I've got so many scars and bumps and veins up there that if I went bald I think I'd just wear an afro wig, shave my butt and learn to walk backwards.
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