This just in...

I have just encountered one of the most unfortunate names ever.

The first name is Paige.

The last name... (and I'm separating in case she's Googling herself--wait, THAT doesn't sound right--Googling her NAME. Perhaps this will keep her from finding my decrepit little strand of the web...)

...is Pancake.

I'm not kidding.

I'd like to respond to her message and claim my last name is Wafflehaus or something. "Hey, don't laugh, it's German!"

I'm so bad.